santana rant to kurt script
Oh ok. Rachel: Okay, wait. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? ¡Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! —Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. Think I could get used to here in New York. Maybe that has something to do with it. ... 8 KURT'S COVER OF "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND" ... We then later discovered from actress Naya Rivera who plays Santana that this was not a part of the script, and her scream was an unplanned reaction to her shock of Monteith's death. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Santana: In theory. Santana: Hottest guys in school. with a mouth like cat’s ass. Santana: Ha. Kurt rolled his eyes, took a steadied breath and … Tina: Pretty much. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. Santana: Sex is not dating. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? Santana: Up her butt. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. He's made of magic. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. 10 SANTANA'S GRANDMOTHER FAILING TO ACCEPT HER. Santana: The truth about what? Why are we playing this game? You're not fat. I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. We know. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? Santana: Wanky. Santana: Who, Rachel? Whoa, stop right there. You’re not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but you’re still an idiot. See more ideas about Glee, Glee cast, Best shows ever. But make no mistake. Let's unpack. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. ― Kurt Vonnegut, “Breakfast of Champions” Though he hasn’t been around for long, Bray Wyatt has already made an impression. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? If I did, would you join me? Most of this isn't mine anyway.". Not to mention, a few episodes ago, Kurt disapproved of Santana's proposal and Santana actually shat all over Klaine's rela. You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! Sam: I'm Sam. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. I mean, that special place where she lives? Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. Your friend Brody? Triple H gets new team set for a new NXT show. About The Agency; About The Owner Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. So have fun at your ‘I’m a victim’ party acting like you’re not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. Gunther: I take this! The sectionals finale was a big disappointment. Maybe that's why we love each other so much... and slap each other. Bartender: Sorry ladies, can I see some IDs? Elite Service and Protection. Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? Kurt: We had a pact. Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. But I am beginning to hate Ryan Murphy. Brittany, that sex tape was private. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? The two wanted to create something together, something that didn't just work … Santana: Yep. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Everyone! Santana: You did this to me! Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Santana: Your sexuality? But taking the classes will have to wait till fall. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going... Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. When he spun in the wrong direction and slammed into Santana at the end of the last song in the set, he knew she was going to call him out on it. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. Tina is nominated for prom queen at the new combined all-grades prom and is determined to win, dumping Sam who she had previously accepted as her prom date to capitalize on the potential votes of the wallflowers without dates, and belitting her assistant and campaign manager, Dottie. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. (At the beginning of this year...) I hated everyone in this club. Just with bigger stakes. Santana: Are we dating or what? I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. ... 8 KURT'S COVER OF "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND" ... We then later discovered from actress Naya Rivera who plays Santana that this was not a part of the script, and her scream was an unplanned reaction to her shock of Monteith's death. Although she was someone on the outskirts, it got to a point where her character just stopped appearing and her character was never fully resolved, we just assumed Santana ended it with her. What I realized... What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. That would wreck her. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. I mean, after all, that’s why it didn’t work out with you and Blaine, right? Here’s what’s gonna go down. Santana Monologue – Glee. Sam hates being at… Santana: Rachel. Santana: I'm 25. Santana: Hey Tubs! It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. When I’m with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. Not to mention, a few episodes ago, Kurt disapproved of Santana's proposal and Santana actually shat all over Klaine's rela. Kurt had been smarting after Santana and Quinn had talked Rachel out of the topless role in a positively awful, painfully earnest student film that Brody had effortlessly persuaded her into (and she'd easily ignored Kurt's agenda-free advice) and then… well, Santana had been impossible to get rid of ever since. Okay, wait — hold up! The point of my rant is the writers love to take these characters we love to extremes. Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. Why isn’t Rachel talking? Oh, please! As for the rest left at McKinley High, they’ll be struggling to find a full team for Sectionals, à la season one. Quinn: Flawless. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? I've waited 5 years for this. The humor degenerated with each passing episode-- more of an attempt at crude humor that shows that the script writers were just trying too hard. —Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. Santana: (laughs) Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Wait. I’m pretty sure Naya didn’t love it either. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. —Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Finn: No she's not. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Santana slaps Finn, —Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. —Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. They're fooling around! Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. And I need to tell you something that I don’t know how to say. I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt would’ve taped this to his junk, I never would’ve heard the end of it.